Dropped Balls, The End Zone & Purple Panties
By Mossy Vaughn & Andrew Whorehall  |  11.30.2010

Aries,

Aries, this is the exact moment to ponder over before your life changed forever. {After Johnny took the snap AND the brown ball from between his best friend's legs BUT right before the rest of your life went down a very dark, purple thonged road.}

Your relationship troubles aren’t over, but your new attitude today can go a long way to smoothing over a recent upset. However, your pleasant disposition won’t hide your intensity. Others can see right past your purple thong now and they understand how passionate you are about doing the right thing. Nevertheless, you still must wear ladies underwear and prance around the neighborhood peeking in windows seeking youth & forgiveness from your purple-pantie-wearing peers, contemplating that one time you dropped the ball in the endzone…

MV |  AW
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{Mossy Vaughn spends his free time with the cats cooking & chatting about the stock market’s decade long demise with his wife, Dana, while drinking hot chai & predicting your future’s fate for Sock Monkey Sound when he’s not on the road with his newest musical venture, Lizard Skynard.  He’s also a great guitarist & full-time songwriter/composer, musician and artist but he won’t tell you that, the Rockford Register Star will; He’d rather write your sometimes daily “Horrorscopes” to ponder over with a cold alcoholic beverage and friends. We’re very happy to have him on board for yours & our entertainment  / Andy Whorehall on the other hand is just Mossy’s a**hole editor, hired to add extra flavor to your doomed existence Aries.- SMS Ed.}

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