February 2nd, 2011 | by mossy
Head on over to your nearest sports fitness outlet (Scorpios LOVE Peak Fitness though) and burn those calories. Soon afterwards treat yourself to a hearty steak dinner, a large chocolate shake, 3 shots of vodka and head on home. Fire up the stove top
December 28th, 2010 | by mossy
Beware of Strange Animals, Drunks, and Street Hookers... If you're unsure of a strange animal on Monday or Tuesday don't approach it. The chances are low you'll acquire anything Magic Johnson had this week for lunch but risks are high for all LEOs this time of the year. The beginning of... | Horrorscopes By Mossy Vaughn & Andy Whorehall
December 13th, 2010 | by Andy Whorehall
You're so stinking happy that others around you, The FFFFC (The Fake Facebook Friends Forevah Club), won't "Like" anything nice you have to say on Facebook dot com. You will try harder to defeat negativity with your shiny positivity skills but you will finally learn how to use them in absurd, obtuse ways from your favorite FFFFC member, Mr. Ray Tarte.
By Mossy Vaughn & Andrew Whorehall | 12-13-
December 8th, 2010 | by Andy Whorehall
Your really nice neighbors & a super giving boss provides you the news you've been needing for that new lease on life you & your caring office secretary email each other about- now make it happen! | By Mossy Vaughn & Andrew Whorehall | 12-09-
December 6th, 2010 | by Andy Whorehall
Libra, you're likely to be feeling revitalized. Are you ready for new experiences and fresh adventures right now? No worries if you aren't. What you're feeling is false and your intuition is right again! Check the calendar, there's a good chance that... | Horrorscopes: 12-06-2010 | Libra | Your flawless intuition & a field of bees.
By Mossy Vaughn & Andrew Whorehall
December 2nd, 2010 | by mossy
Taurus, this is the record you've been trying to hide from your in-laws & friends but your... | By Mossy Vaughn & Andrew Whorehall | 12-02-
November 30th, 2010 | by mossy
Your relationship troubles aren't over, but your new attitude today can go a long way to smoothing over a recent upset. However, your pleasant disposition won't hide your intensity. Others can see right past your ... | By Mossy Vaughn