Horrorscope | Scorpio: Snow Day Advice
Head on over to your nearest sports fitness outlet (Scorpios LOVE Peak Fitness though) and burn those calories. Soon afterwards treat yourself to a hearty steak dinner, a large chocolate shake, 3 shots of vodka and head on home. Fire up the stove top…
Horrorscope: 12-28-2010 | Leo
Beware of Strange Animals, Drunks, and Street Hookers… If you’re unsure of a strange animal on Monday or Tuesday don’t approach it. The chances are low you’ll acquire anything Magic Johnson had this week for lunch but risks are high for all LEOs this time of the year. The beginning of… | Horrorscopes By Mossy Vaughn & Andy Whorehall
Horrorscopes: 12-02-2010 | Taurus
Taurus, this is the record you’ve been trying to hide from your in-laws & friends but your… | By Mossy Vaughn & Andrew Whorehall | 12-02-2010
Horrorscopes | 11-30-2010 | Aries
Your relationship troubles aren’t over, but your new attitude today can go a long way to smoothing over a recent upset. However, your pleasant disposition won’t hide your intensity. Others can see right past your … | By Mossy Vaughn
