About Diego Heineken

Diego Heineken You're not qualified to read this. You don't get the subtlety of the double negatives never used, the captialization of the band names, the brilliance of the screen you see before you. The callouses on my hands are proof enough that I've already tried and given up.



Author Archives: Diego Heineken

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Spotify

September 8th, 2011 | by Diego Heineken

Spotify has changed the way I listen to music. The only reason I keep iTunes open is to play my pirated tv shows or movies on my Apple TV. Aside from that, I have no use for iTunes. It bungles my contacts on my phone, messes up, deletes and re-arranges the apps on my iPhone… It's generally an insidiously, frustrating experience.


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Bo Burnham – Art is Dead

February 16th, 2011 | by Diego Heineken

Then there's Bo Burnham. This kid is a prodigy. A gifted wordsmith that actually has a pretty substantial grasp of his fame, and the irony surrounding being popular and famous. Annoyed with all the things that come with being famous, not because of the annoyances themselves, but the perception that he is somehow more revered or "better" because he's funny, or clever. 19 and he gets it


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This is Church.

February 6th, 2011 | by Diego Heineken

This is what church looks like in the middle of America. | By Cheet "Rick" Titan


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Javelin – No Mas

February 4th, 2011 | by Diego Heineken

This album by Javelin is a lot like that. It’s flavorful and its nostalgia are the individual songs’ throwback to 8bit video game soundtracks, funk, lounge, ‘70s orchestral porn and ‘80s movie soundtracks — always being electronic at the core. The album isn't a full meal, just a


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Waller – My Poor Queen

February 1st, 2011 | by Diego Heineken

Hello, album review. "My Poor Queen," I'm sorry, I know this is our first date. Maybe we got off on the wrong foot, but then they started singing “about walking through fields of rattlesnakes… surviving heartaches and teardrops. We fell in love again…”



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