Miami Sound Machine, Freedom, Sex & America: Cuba or bust.
By Mossy Vaughn & Andrew Whorehall  |  12-02-2010

Taurus,

Taurus, this is the record you've been trying to hide from your in-laws & friends but your cover is blown and if you play your cards right, the load you built up could be too! Cuba or bust, Taurus.

You’re shocked.  You never felt you were that good at making love; but now that you’re not trying it’s starting to flow! Let it come to you & try not to forget including your spouse or someone else’s, feel the rhythm of the beat.  Scream Gloria or her husband Esteban’s name at the top of your lungs in between the mid-tempo unghs and alto bow chicka bows.  Why? Because sex is freedom & it gives you the opportunity to enjoy the Miami Sound Machine record you hide from your in-laws and friends whenever you need to.  It’s free and you don’t ever have to worry about it.  On the downside Taurus, you’re not a hit with tax payers lately but who’s counting, it’s America, freedom, sex!  You really make those exemptions count for everyone so hold that head high, ok?   Just keep doing things with those salad tongs and scissors and duct tape during those moments you’re just not feeling it, the mood will return. If it doesn’t after 4-6 hours, don’t be afraid to spend most of the money you’ve saved in your childrens college education savings account booking a long trip online to Miami for a quick hop on over to Cuba.  Taurus, you’ll find it again but it may cost you everything.

MV | AW

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{Mossy Vaughn spends his free time with the cats cooking & chatting about the stock market’s decade long demise with his wife, Dana, while drinking hot chai & predicting your future’s fate for Sock Monkey Sound when he’s not on the road with his newest musical venture, Lizard Skynard.  He’s also a great guitarist & full-time songwriter/composer, musician and artist but he won’t tell you that; He’d rather write your anti-daily “Horrorscopes” to ponder over with a cold alcoholic beverage. He’s very good looking too, Rockford Register Star said so. /  Dr. Andrew Whorehall, on the other hand, prefers a warm blanket and a magic crystal ball filled with fake flakes of glittered snow as a method for predicting everyones inevitable fate, not just Taurus’ silly. – SMS Ed.}