SCORPIO, your horrorscope will have you second guessing yourself, thinking, “Should I have waited for the sun to make it melt?”
By Mossy Vaughn & Andy Whorehall
It is possible to stand back and take a look at your accomplishments and generally take self-congratulatory stock of your surroundings. The snow you shoveled should be celebrated but don’t forget the sun will make it melt soon. You’ll second guess yourself, thinking, “should I have waited for the sun to make it melt?” Don’t second guess yourself, only assume one thought, “fuck it, I am great and everything I do has purpose!” There ya go, Scorpio.
Don't forget to tip the city plows & your neighborhood's plow men, Scorpio. They do such a great job caring for your car, time & energy wasted.
Although you may take your talents for granted, now is the time to take action. Run into your neighbor’s back yard or the nearest cross section of your neighborhood and shout for 5 minutes, “I will wear high heels to Peak Fitness tonight!” Scorpios, that goes for women AND men.
Head on over to your nearest sports fitness outlet (Scorpios LOVE Peak Fitness though) and burn those calories. Soon afterwards treat yourself to a hearty steak dinner, a large chocolate shake, 3 shots of vodka and head on home. Fire up the stove top and cook yourself a pound of bacon for dessert. Don’t forget, Scorpio, there’s more snow to shovel by morning. So eat away, pile on the extra calories because YOU will not let the sun melt all of your hard work.
MV | AW
{Mossy Vaughn spends his free time on the road with his newest musical venture, Lizard Skynard. He’s also a great shoveler. Andy Whorehall could care less about Scorpios or snow, he’s waiting for the sun to melt it away. - SMS Ed.}
