Horrorscope: 12-28-2010 | Leo
Beware of Strange Animals, Drunks, and Street Hookers
By Mossy Vaughn & Andy Whorehall
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If you’re unsure of a strange animal on Monday or Tuesday don’t approach it. The chances are low you’ll acquire anything Magic Johnson had this week for lunch but risks are high for all LEOs this time of the year. The beginning of the week is not a good time to get involved with whores or drunks either. They tend to travel in packs preying on innocent, intelligent human beings on emotional benders. These people tend to hang out in book stores, cafes and libraries during daylight to then shift their inner demons to the bars at night once the sun dives and the moon rises. Leo, if this you- be warned, whores & drunks will find you and eat you.
Job-related problems at the end of the week suck the soul out of your body but a co-worker or boss offers a good solution repeatedly in secret emails and post it notes that you’ve been ignoring for months because you’re not quite sure your boyfriend or girlfriend will approve. Take advantage of all the stupid ideas your friends at work will have this weekend you fool. Don’t forget to stay away from strange animals, drunks and whores though. Co-workers & your boss mean well, but make them take an STD test first at the County Health Department before you rent a room at the Lexington Hotel, located on the beautiful, Rock River in Rockford, IL- the international gateway to Belvidere, IL, Roscoe, IL and all around fun! Your first class ticket to fun awaits, Leo; just be careful.
MV | AW
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{Mossy Vaughn went for a jog today. / Andrew Whorehall woke up. – SMS Ed.}
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